Spell check fail of the day

What was written: Someone recently wrote that they were elected to a certain "Fall of Fame." What I think was meant: I think they meant "Hall of Fame." Punch Line:…

"Atrial." The right word was "arterial." This was for a paper on vascular effects on the heart, so "atrial" would work in the context because the heart has two atria.…

"Duel-Energy X-ray Absorptiometry" The right word is "dual," but I like the idea of process that is at war with itself.

One typo I consistently type results in two words that are spelled correctly: "doe snot." Does it convey what I intended? does not

Spell check fail of the day: "urinary track." The right word is "tract," but I like the idea that one could pursue scatology as a career path.